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By all accounts, we really should have died

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go tell your fucking friends [Feb. 15th, 2009|12:32 am]
By all accounts, we really should have died
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying,
Lady, make a note of this —
One of you is lying.

--Dorothy Parker



Things that will help you get through six hours of selling condoms and chocolate to pretty much every couple in central Texas, should you ever find yourself in that situation. I should definitely listen to Bikini Kill more often.
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[User Picture]From: cosmikumquat
2009-02-15 09:46 pm (UTC)
but did you sell CHOCOLATE CONDOMS???????????

...oh.
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